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Saturday, January 01, 2000

League Rules


Official Rules

Written by “Hot Sauce” Cometa (VP of Operations)

Approved by the Office of the Commisioner

The Players

Members of the Major League Wiffleball of Milford are eligible to participate.

The Field

The field is a standard Little League field where base hits are designated by areas on the field. The wiffleball mound is located approx. 6 feet in front of the little league mound, or approx. 36 feet from home plate. The foul lines are the lip of the grass from home plate to 1st base and home plate to 3rd base. The strike zone is represented as a lawn chair 2 feet behind the plate. A pitch to the backrest, seat, and arms of the chair is a strike, and the legs of the chair are not.

Equipment

Standard wiffleballs used in games are described as white plastic balls with oval-shaped holes on one hemisphere of the ball. Other kinds of balls are not permitted.

Two kinds of bats are permitted:

- the standard yellow skinny bat

- the black official size plastic bat (can be purchased at Dick’s Sporting Goods)

Other kinds of bats are not permitted without consent.

Players

At least 4 players per team (two teams per game) are required to play a game. Teams must choose captains, or “acting managers”.

Game Play

Games are played in 5 innings.

Teams are determined before each game by batting a wiffleball (self-pitched) to the field regardless of contact. Players then stand next to their ball. One team will consists of half the players farthest from home plate and the other closest to home plate. The designated team farthest from home plate will be the home team and will pitch first.

Pitching

This league is slow to medium speed pitching. A starting pitcher must pitch at least 3 innings to claim a win. A closer can only pitch for the save when the tying run is “in the hole” or 3rd to bat in the 5th inning. Pitchers can be relieved by the team captain (acting manager), but a pitcher cannot be relieved during an at-bat.

Both balls and strikes are called. Three strikes is an out, and 6 balls resets the count. A walk is issued on 6 balls and 0 strikes. There are no intentional walks.

Batting/Scoring

Batting order is determined by the acting manager. Bunting is not permitted. Base hitting is determined by the following:

- Single: a ball hit between home plate and the line from 1st to 3rd base.

- Double: a ball hit between the 1st to 3rd line and the lip of the dirt.

- Triple: a ball hit in the little league infield (dirt).

- Homerun: a ball hit to the outfield (past the dirt)

A line drive is a ball hit where the height of the projection is above the chest of the pitcher. This is ruled a hit if the ball hits the ground.

Runners must be forced in. For example, a runner on 3rd cannot score on a single, but can on a triple.

Fielding

A minimum of 3 fielders, not including the pitcher, is required to play the field. Balls caught prior to hitting the ground is an out. Grounders that are fielded cleanly are outs. If a grounder is bobbled by the fielder, it is ruled an error and the batter reaches 1st base. Pitchers cannot have errors.

Disputes/Disciplinary Actions

The MLWM promotes a safe environment where players can enjoy their passion for wiffleball. The official ruling of a play is final. Disorderly conduct and unacceptable behavior will not be tolerated. If any player causes a disturbance or harasses other players, he/she will be thrown out. Other disciplinary actions, such as suspensions or banning from the league, will be placed under investigation by the Office of the Commissioner of Wiffleball.

Clubhouse Shop

Official Merchandise

Signed Regulation Size Wiffleballs

From Your Favorite MLWM Players!!!

“Hot Sauce” Cometa - $10.00 (Canadian Dollars)

“Sweet Pea” Johnston - $12.00

Redfoot” Lam - $5.99 (free shipping)

Game Used Wiffleballs

The Balls Used By The Big Leaguers In Real Games!!!

1 for $4.00

5 for $15.00

Compact Discs

Rock To The Tunes Of The Official Mix of the MLWM!!!

Boys & Girls of Summer, The Official MLWM Mix Vol. 1 - $15.00

Boys & Girls of Summer, The Official MLWM Mix Vol. 2 - $15.00

Holey Plastic, The Holiday Mix - $20.00

Gift Certificates

The Perfect Gift For The One Who Has Everything!!!

$10 Gift Certificate - $15.00

$25 Gift Certificate - $35.00

Coming Soon!!!

- Signed, game worn T-Shirts

- Infield dirt in 5 and 10oz. jars

- Replicas of “Hot Sauce” Cometa’s infamous batting gloves

- Private lessons on how to foul a ball 100 ft behind you from “Redfoot” Lam

Place Your Order Via Email Now!!!

Milfordwiffleball AT Gmail Dot com

Fields & Parks

Fields of Play

Meadowside Field [link]

Located on the grounds of Meadowside School, this is the main playing ground for the MLWM. The infield and outfield are well maintained and clean. Albeit the infield grass can get lengthy at times, providing opportunities for ground singles.

JFK Field [link]

New field introduced in hopes of replacing Underhill.

Underhill Field [link]

A stone’s throw away from Meadowside, Underhill is the usually the secondary field. Its condition is less fair. The infield dirt is weed-heavy, while the infield grass have dirt patches of various size. Not as conducive to home runs.

Brewster Field [link]

A field on the eastern side of town boasting 4 diamonds. Usually busy with Little League games. Fantastic condition and immaculate fields. Have yet to have an officially sanctioned MLWM game.

How Can I Join The League?

The MLWM is an equal opportunity league and welcomes all people; regardless of gender, race, or religion. However, we do have a few criterias for membership:


Must
- Love wiffleball
- Be willing to dive, jump, and somersault
- Have a good sense of humor
- Be a good sport
- Be tall enough to ride a rollercoaster
- Have the waiver form signed
- Not be an a-hole
- Have never taken steroids. "Knowingly" or otherwise
- Have read the League Rules


Not Necessary, But A Plus
- Sponsored by a member of the Wiffleboard
- Sponsored by four (4) regular members of the League
- Extensive knowledge of the old TGIF lineup, Saved By The Bell, The Simpsons, and Family Guy
- Be of pure Milford blood
- Multilingual (We are currently looking to expand into Mexico and Spain)
- Skills you can contribute to the League (computers, stat keeping, etc)


Automatic Membership
- If you or your family owns a wiffleball factory and thus can provide us with free balls
- If your father is a member
- Has a wiffleball birthmark

The Wiffleboard

These fine gentlemen are given the task of maintaining the integrity and prosperity of MLWM. Their names, official title, unofficial title, and responsibilities:

Sir "Poodles" Janik
Chief Operating Officer
"The Social Chair"
Tasks: Events Organization. Grand Marshal of Everything

Sir "Hot Sauce" Cometa
Vice President of Operations
"The League Mom"
Tasks: Statkeeping. Head of Discipline.

Sir "Sweet Pea" Johnston
Secretary of Judiciary Operations
"The League Judge"
Tasks: Rule Interpretation. Impartial Judge.

Sir "Boom Boom" Cooper
Secretary of Anti-Bear Defense
"The Heel"
Tasks: Rule Interpretation. Picking Fights.

Sir "Redfoot" Lam
Associate Deputy Junior Executive Vice President of Finance and Marketing
"The Ethnic Work Mule"
Tasks: Webmaster. League Beat Reporter.


As the league expands, new members of the board will be appointed. Appointees will be decided based on merit, skills, and service time. An appointee must garner greater than 50% of the current board's support in order to be ratified as a new member.

The Wiffleboard will act as the justices of the league on major decisions. Matters deemed substantial will be brought before the board and be heard. The board's decision is final and binding.

Earth! Fire! Wind! Water! Heart! With their powers combined, the Wiffleboard can summon Captain Planet!!!

MLWM: A Brief History

The Major League Wiffleball of Milford has changed the face of sports forever.

Born to retarded immigrant vikings, the MLWM grew up speaking thirteen different languages (all invented dialects, a good majority mildly believable cockney accents). They would be thrown out of every wiffleball league they played in for being "too good". Brooding, disgruntled, and unhappy with the state of the world, the MLWM discovered that their life's task would be to play wiffleball and change the world, one foul ball at a time. But still major world wide fame escaped them. Until...

An opportunity knocked on their faces in the form of a pickle shaped door knocker. While putting on a hitting clinic in Berlin, the MLWM was approached by Mexican secret agents to put together an offbeat sports league. The sport was "Horse Pickles" (a creature that was half horse, half pickle and all hated Shostakovitch [the composer] and would spend each week racing him). "Horse Pickles" sadly never made it. But the next sports league would. The Major League Wiffleball of Milford started in the spring of '04 and changed the lives of the four people that played in it.

The world silently awaits the MLWM's next move on the chessboard of the world of sports.