Milford, CT - The superstars of MLWM can not wait to show off their skills in the annual summer classic. The second annual all star game will be for fans and players alike. For the first time ever in the leagues history, the fans are voting for the teams.
‘This is a much better way to have it,’ said Greg Pasco. ‘Last year the teams didn’t make sense with the top 5 players vs. the bottom 5 players. We are all athletes and no one deserves to be considered at bottom.’
George Cometa agrees. ‘This game is for the fans so they should chose who they want to see. I’m honored to be a part of it.’
However, not every player agrees with Pasco and Cometa. Asked to remain anonymous, the player said ‘This is a stupid exhibition game that means nothing. Why have the fans vote? 90% of wiffleball fans don’t know what they are cheering for. I’m not going to play in the game. I’m not even going to be in this state when its played’.
Though it is an exhibition game, the fist MLWM award of the season will be handed out at the end.
‘Part of the reason why I am excited to play is that I won MVP of the all star game last season’ said Tom Cadigan who had 1 home run, 2 triples, a double, 3 runs and drove in 7 RBIs at last years game. ‘This year I'm going to make sure I get that award again!’
The second annual MLWM All Star Game will be held at Meadowside Field on July 10th at 4:30pm. Fans can cast their votes at Video Hut (365 Boston Post Rd) in Milford.
Thursday, June 30, 2005
MLWM Announces 2nd Annual All Star Game
Wednesday, June 29, 2005
I Predict A Riot
It all started out like any other Tuesday, a night of stout wiffleball tripleheader for the fans young and old.
However, during the third and last game, the two teams got into a brawl of the ages. It all started in the previous two games with fighting words being exchanged by Boom Boom and Keeler. But it escalated in the last game when Justin, Hot Sauce, and Poodles got into mix as well.
Besides the verbal words exchanged, words were also written in the dirt behind home plate, stewing the fire more.
One of the poetic lines written was: Cooper hearts balls. As we all know, if it's written in dirt, it must be true.
After Justin (very obviously) threw at the opposing team's batter, the benches cleared and the brawl was on. It was getting dark and my sight is not that good, but here's what I saw:
It started with Hot Sauce throwing a harpoon with Cooper attacking with an upside down helicopter kick. Kaltsas transformed into a 50 ft. sabertooth tiger robot and launched missles while Greg threw fireballs back. Lew started dishing out the five point palm exploding technique with Justin freezing people with his mutant skillz. Poodles catapulted himself from the top rope as Keeler unleashed a fierce 15-hit combo just as Alteri was burning the place down with a flamthrower.
The fight lasted for a solid 100 seconds culminating in a massive explosion when someone mixed pop rock candy with Mountain Dew. This reporter is not afraid to admit that I hid in a corner and cried throughout the ordeal.
Sweet Pea was not in the brawl due to the fact he deserted the game to see the NBA Draft.
The Office of the Commissioner has announced that Hot Sauce and Justin have been suspended one game each. It is expected that both will appeal.
The picture above is two cats' reenactment of what the brawl was like.
Tuesday, June 28, 2005
Next Game: Tues June 28, 6:15pm at Underhill
6:00 - Meet & Greet with Fans, Reporters
6:10 - Long Tossing, Batting Practice, Infield Drills
6:15 - Stretching
6:25 - National Anthem (American & Canadian)
6:30 - First Pitch
Monday, June 27, 2005
Diamond Notes
In 1947, the great Jackie Robinson broke the color barrier and became the first African-American to play in Major League Baseball. Yet, the effects of Mr. Robinson's debut has not deterred a local league from its practice of ignorance and intolerance.
The Major League Wiffleball of Milford, according to its website, boasts more than 20 players. Yet, it does not have a single black player. Is it a league of prejudice? Or is it just a statistical anomaly?
According to the latest census figures, approximately 12% of the U.S. population is African-American.
MLWM has 0%.
Attempts to reach members of the MLWM for comments were not successful. "Boom Boom" Cooper was out of town for a pay-per-view with a bear. And though this reporter was not able to call the co-Commissioners of the league, hypothetically speaking, they ("Hot Sauce" Cometa and "Poodles" Janik) could both be doing something racist as we speak.
It is sad to see that such actions are still accepted almost 60 years since number 42 took the field for the first time for the Dodgers. Perhaps one day in the near future, a brave young man/woman will break down the barrier in the MLWM.
Other Notes:
- The Cadigans made history by becoming the first father/son duo to hit in a game.
- Also making history, Mrs. Cadigan became the first person in the players' wives' section in the stands.
- Different formats for the playoffs have been discussed. And people familar with the planning process believes it will be "freaking wicked fiercely awesome".
- Though it still looks likely that Justin is headed to the Mexican League, the Yankees have contacted MLWM in hopes of landing the promising young 'un to be their next centerfielder. The Bronx Bombers have offered Tony Womack and 3 dozen wiffleballs. MLWM counteroffered with a proposal of 5 dozen balls and minor league pitcher Phillip Hughes.
- Scouts believe N. Kaltsas' recent surge of facial hair growth (he was spotted with a full-on Rollie Fingers-esque moustache) might be a sign of steroids abuse.
- Also suspected of steriods abuse: Redfoot was a .220 hitter last year, this year he's a .180 hitter. He has blamed his poor results to a strained back, a hairline fracture of a metacarpal, and a diet richer in beans.
Sunday, June 26, 2005
Cooper/Bear Poll Closed
The Cooper v Bear Poll has closed. 11 people voted.
8 believe Boom Boom would slaughter the Bear in a fight.
3 believe the Bear would make Cooper its bitch.
The next poll is up for voting.
Next Game: Sunday, June 26 4:30pm @ Meadowside
4:30 - Meet & Greet with Fans, Reporters
4:40 - Long Tossing, Batting Practice, Infield Drills
4:45 - Stretching
4:55 - National Anthems
5:00 - First Pitch
Wednesday, June 22, 2005
Official Press Release June 22, 2005
The Office of the Commissioner of Wiffleball has issued the following statement:
It has been brought to my attention (via the website) that there was an incident regarding Ryan Keeler and his involvement in throwing the chair and bat after a disapointing AB last Sun June 19, 2005 at Meadowside. After looking at the replay from tape and gaining feedback from eye witnesses, The office of the Commissioner of Wiffleball does not believe there should be any consequences for the incident because he didn't intend to hurt anyone at the game, but only reacted in self-inflicted frustration.
Keeler has been an enthusiastic member of this league and this office would like to close the investigation on this matter and move on. Thank you for your cooperation.
Sincerely,
George
VP of Operations
Majot League Wiffleball of Milford
Game on June 22 is Cancelled
The game originally scheduled for June 22 at Underhill is cancelled due to inclement weather and lack of availible players.
The Next game will be on Sunday, June 26 at Meadowside. Also, Joe and I are in search for alternative fields in the Milford area. If you know of any fields we can play at, let us know. Thanks.
Hot Sauce.
Next Game: Wed June 22, 6:30pm at Underhill
Get there early, and bring the Big League Chew.
6:00 - Meet & Greet with Fans, Reporters
6:10 - Long Tossing, Batting Practice, Infield Drills
6:15 - Stretching
6:25 - National Anthem (American & Canadian)
6:30 - First Pitch
We have 6 confirmed players that can play and Nick A. has a couple of friends that can play, so we should be all set. See you all on the field.
Also, can someone get a hold of Justin, I think he wanted to play on wed because school's out for him, so I think he should be around.
See you on the field.
Hot Sauce
Tuesday, June 21, 2005
Next Game: Tuesday, June 21 6:30pm @ Meadowside
6:00 - Meet & Greet with Fans, Reporters
6:10 - Long Tossing, Batting Practice, Infield Drills
6:15 - Stretching
6:25 - National Anthem (American & Canadian)
6:30 - First Pitch
Monday, June 20, 2005
Sunday, June 19, 2005
Diamond Notes
- There has been unconfirmed rumors circulating that "BALCO" Remetta will be available for a game on June 19.
- Preliminary talks with the Orix Blue Waves and the Yomiuri Giants to sell rookie senation Justin has fell through. It is expected that Justin will remain with MLWM unless the Mexican League calls.
- "Redfoot" Lam has been contemplating retirement and a move to the league front office due to his slow start. "You see these young kids and you gots ta wonder if these old bones can compete with them anymore." Plus, he has had back problems since an overswing from early in the season. His offense and defense has suffered.
As of print time, Redfoot has been hitting like the Mets.
- Dead ball era? An anonymous player recently questioned whether the recent power outage across the league is a result of "dead balls". Though statistically speaking, power numbers has actually been up slightly.
- It is this reporter's understanding that the MLWM is looking to broadcast their games over airwaves. Perhaps as soon as this year.
MLWM and Bridgeport Bluefish in Negoitiations
The Major League Wiffleball of Milford and the Bridgeport Bluefish are reportedly in negotiations to form a strategic alliance to promote both brands. There isn't much details as of press time, however, it is understood that the MLWM would possibily initiate a goodwill appearance at the Harbor Park in the near future.
Parties from both sides of the negotiation were not available for comment.
Monday, June 06, 2005
"Just Tom" Cadigan - Literally Can't Be Beaten With A Stick
Today, "Just Tom" Cadigan pitched the first no-hitter in MLWM history. He walked two and allowed one to reach on an error.
At left is a file photo.