Showdown of The Long Island Sound

For centuries, prehistoric bluefishes and ducks ruled the area now currently known as the Long Island Sound. Through a couple hundred years of evolution, these ancient bluefishes and ducks evolved into their current forms of "Bridgeport people" and "Long Island people". Although they are no longer 50 ft tall with poison fangs, the Bridgeport Bluefish and Long Island Ducks will continue their heated rivarly on Thursday @ Harboryard. MLWM will be there to support the Bluefish and be available to meet and greet our fans.

For the people that will be going:

-Meet at the Meadowside home plate @ 6:15p(?). Exactly at the home plate.

-You MUST wear your league shirt. We have hired snipers with orders to shoot at will at members NOT wearing their shirts. Since we are kind of short on players this year, the snipers have been told to shoot at the fleshy parts only.

-You are highly encouraged to wear your usual wiffleball gear to the game. That's because our fans will better recognize us that way. That means George (sweet pants), Greg (bandanas), Tom Jr. (matching women's underwear), Jeanne (knee high socks), and Cooper (headband). It's not mandatory, but highly recommended.

-Everyone that has a camera, bring it. Some of us will forget, so the best way is to get everyone to bring theirs.

-To protect the environment and save on gas, we'll be carpooling. We'll all be driving down in Cooper's car.

-If we happen to get there early, we'll hold an impromptu autograph session in front of the stadium for our fans. If the line gets too long, we'll just sign for kids 12 and under.

-If we get there REALLY early, we'll break into song and dance a la The Hoff vis a vis Jump In My Car. The guys will play the Hoff while the ladies will play the Dark Alley Broads. I'm sure by now everyone knows the words.

-Last year, we heckled Ryan Minor so bad, he cried. But then he hit a monster opposite field home run that hit the brick building in left field something fierce. This year, we don't have Ryan Minor, but this is the Ducks' roster. Pulsipher and Mahomes are ex-Mets. I heard of Bucky Jacobson. Almonte is an ex-Yank. Henry Rodriguez of the candy bar fame from back in the days Montreal is on the team. And so is I had 9 kids with 10 women Juan Gonzalez. But the pitching coach's name is almost too good to be true.

That's all. Be on time. Wear your shirt. Show your MLWM pride. Make the ducks cry.




P.S. I didn't try, but somehow that rhymed.