Kibble and Bits

- Allegedly, Cooper has been spending way too much time (at work) hanging out here.

- E-Rod's fragrance will not spray because it chokes.

- This is not my list. Nor do I think it is a complete list. But I think it provides a good base to build on.

- Ever wanted to contact us @ the MLWM but email takes just too damn long? You can now instant message us (well, me, unless the others want their own thingies) with the Meebo thingie on the right side of the site. I'm sure this new development has just improved your quality of life dramatically. I'll be hosting the first official online chat this coming Monday @ 9:40p. Drop a hi if you round the block.

- Tell me I'm not the only one who watched the our girls play in the world softball championship a couple weeks back. I don't know bout you but my house has been broken into and my heart has been stolen. There's Alicia, Tairia, Cat, and last but not least, Crystl. Baby, you don't need no stinking vowels in your name cuz you more than fine witout em. If not for the fact that I just charged 6 treadmillls on my Amex, I'd so be buying me some softball jerseys.

- Apparently the real MySpace page for NBA baller Mo Peterson. [via The Mighty MJD]

- Just for the record, Gnarls Barkley didn't "friend" us on MySpace. But Pam from the Office did. I'm still gonna play and dance with a Mr. Met action figure to Smiley Faces but I ain't gonna enjoy it.

- What the hell do you kids call it anyways? Is it "friending"?

- The guy that shot me in the balls with a paintball guy dated the older sister of the girl that beat my brother up. Small freaking world.

- Speaking of which, why are we stuck with the smellier sister who beats up boys when it seems like we all like the other sister better? From what I hear, Cooper knows her. Yeah, it's italicized. And Joe was wearing her shorts!

- For Joe, Danielson is playing Aug 21st(?) in New Haven(?) for free(?). I thought I read that somewhere, but I'm only like 17% sure.

- I've never read the books nor seen the movies. I'm not hairy or a potter. But these guys seem swell in my book.

- Forget George's pants, check out Chris Cooley's Dangle shorts. If George puts those on, I'm quitting the league.

- This video only makes complete sense on every level (the rant, the man in bra, the man in cutoff jean shorts, the man lacking underwear, etc...) if you watched Arrested Development. And to have watched is to love. I would quit pudding if it is un-cancelled. And you are hearing this from a man who loves his pudding. Don't know what I'm talking about? Head down to your area Video Hutand ask your friendly video clerk what the Rock is cooking.



- One last thing, props to Kyle for showing at the Bluefish game. The man, from what I understand, either skipped his exam or got out early just for our game in Bridgeport. That's dedication!

- Kids, stay in school. And does the Cat Girl have a permit to be at Meadowside?