A League of Their Own

Once upon a time when wiffleball ruled the earth and woman were slaves, us males were the superstars of the MLWM. But time has moved along and as time passed so came along this change in the league. The number of female players are on the rise. They are sprouting like little weeds in a garden and they are making noise in the MLWM. They stick together like a pack of wolves waiting to attack their prey (male MLWM superstars). The leader of the pack, goes by the name Big Bruiser and has attacked Walkman on several occasions and warns others that the females are taking over the league and anyone can be a victim. The MLWM is in the middle of a battle of the sexes and everyone is looking over their shoulder on the field, like a calm before the storm, that silence before the front lines attack, waiting til one makes a move. If the females are smart they will wait til the ratio is in their favor before they make their move, if the males are smart they will start wearing cups to the games.

p.s. Rumor has it that the females are on Human Growth Hormone (HGH) which would explain why Bruiser's bat has gotten bigger than it used to be. Female Home Run totals do support this rumor.

p.p.s. I also heard a rumor that Bruiser said if you dont bring a brand new wiffleball to the playoffs they are gonna have to answer to her, I would do what she says or you may end up looking like http://artletics.com/images/boxing_vp_marciano_walcott_pv.jpg

p.p.p.s. Someone needs to show me how to abbreviate the hyperlinks in blogger.

- JUST TOM