Televised Wiffleball?

Clay Travis, SPiN Magazine Columnist, is obviously the coolest person since John Buckets. In his latest colum, http://cbs.sportsline.com/spin/story/9596575, he pleas for televised wiffleball games. This makes sense. Dont you think that a wiffleball game would get higher ratings than anything televised by the WNBA, LPGA, and womens tennis? I mean, if people are out there still watching the Kansas City Royals, New York Knicks and Joey, than there would be people tuning into wiffleball games.