About the Offseason

Boys and girls, I hope y'all are enjoying the offseason training in your respective mansions or playing the winter leagues in the Carribeans. But for the love of Steve Irwin (R.I.P), please do not get knocked up by Matt Leinart (I'm looking at you, womenfolks) or get shot by an off-duty cop while you are all steroided up (Johnny Bucket, Cooper, Big Bruiser).

All of you out there are probably thinking that will never happen. Tell that to Brynn Cameron and Steve Foley.

Also, it is my understanding that the league will look into investing in these (since they are on sale) in case Johnny Bucket becomes uncontrollable again.