Milford, CT (AP)- The following is a statement issued by Justin Veilleux from his Mexico City Ranch to the MLWM Office concerning his involvement in the attempted murder of a donkey.
"The accusations i have suffered are only made out of jealousy of my good looks and stylish new game play its really a matter of age. The only players that don't seem to hold a grudge are Joe (Janik), George (Cometa), and Nick (Kaltsas). The other players tried to get me to do steroids and even went so far as to accuse me of killing a donkey they are like 50 years old acting like little babies."
According to Mexican Secret Agents, Veilleux and a group of men attacked five donkeys with wiffleball bats and poured Corona on the donkeys in attempt to kill them (apparently, donkeys are highly allergic to beer). Four donkeys were injuired while one died. Veilleux insists he did not take part in the donkey slaughter.
Joe Janik, Commissioner of MLWM, and George Cometa, VP of Operations, could not be reached for comment.
The Associated Press also contributed to this story.
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
Press Release: Jan. 11, 2006
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