He Sued Jay-Z Over A Hand Gesture

You know the cheesy commercial where that redneck driver guy was holding peanut butter ran into the European driver guy holding a thing of chocolate and supposedly that's how they make Reese's?

Imagine Diamond Dallas Page running into Yoga.

More goodness here and here.

You know that he's 50 now?

This time, it's live

They are really milking this for all it's worth...

@ MSG. The audio and video ain't gourmet but still better than what the Knicks pull off on any given night.

New York vs Boston

Notice the New Yorkers not even batting an eye to Ms Pacman and her pursuers. If this happened in Boston, the dumbass authorities would have called this a terrorist attack or something.



p.s. Although there were only three ghosts rather than the four employed in the arcade games, why was Ms. Pacman not afforded the opportunity to the power pellets so she can fight back? This is an outrage!

p.p.s. The song is by the group The Go! Team. They have a song in one of the new Honda Civic commercial. This is where I brag about how I knew about them before they hit it big and all.

p.p.p.s. The missing Ghost is the yellow one. His/her name is Pokey, nicknamed "Clyde".

p.p.p.p.s. I had no friends when I was a kid and spent over $200 a month playing Ms. Pacman.

p.p.p.p.p.s. I still have no friends and I still spend over $200 a month playing Ms. Pacman.